1. allisonelisabeta: baby platypus :3 I strangely love this.

    allisonelisabeta:

    baby platypus :3

    I strangely love this.

  2. Accidentally texting a wrong number...

    • Me: Hey ____! It’s your favorite strawberry blonde :)
    • Person: ok u have the wrong number dis sylvia TRYING TO FIND MY WAY@#&%!&
    • Me: Lol awk okay sorry
    • Person: Okay u hot strawberry blonde lol TRYING TO FIND MY WAY@#&%!&
    • Me: Lol? What is your signature?
    • Person: O bad break up trying too get it together TRYING TO FIND MY WAY@#&%!&
    • Me: Oh, good luck. I feel ya girl.

  3. Why yes, I’m trying to steal your boyfriend. But he was mine first, so he’s mine to steal. 

  4. I’m allowed to be selfish.

  5. Just referred to sperm as “spermies” wtf.

  6. Ah, my friend… <3

    Ah, my friend… <3

  7. that&#8217;s what you get, fucking kid.

    that’s what you get, fucking kid.

  8. says a goddamn dolphin, okay.

    says a goddamn dolphin, okay.

  9. Okay, Rob… You’re not a prison inmate. Don’t fucking dress like one. 

  11. vision-claire: may—baho: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

    vision-claire:

    may—baho:

    Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

  12. ice-nine: Easter is a special time, cheep cheep Jesus died for your sins, cheep cheep Ḩ̷͚̼͕̻͕̥͍͔ͩ̅͂̏͝Ĕ̢͓̓̓̾ͩ͑̃ͩ ̧͚̙͓͔̭̉̍ͭ͌̋͆̎D̐̎̊̾̆̄̀҉̫̼̗I̧̠̞͖̖̤͉͓̜͂̅̎̆̂ͧͦ̀͡ͅE̛͚̮̜͉̩̺̲ͨ̎͠͡Ḏ̸̷̡̭͎͗̅ͧͅ ̤̭̑ͧ̐F̵̢̧̹̥̹̪̲ͭO̩͔̼̹̤͕ͩ͂ͯ̉̓͐ͥ̚R̶̥͍ͪ ̆̽̆ͭ͂҉̼̝͍̜̫̜Y̫̩̲̟̲͌͒̔ͭͣ͊ͭͅO̵̶̞̳̖̹̻̯ͭ̓͒͋͑̅ͭƯ͖͈̓͗̌̊ͫ ̯͔̺̽̾͗͂̈́ͦ̔̕͘Ċ͇̝̗ͤH̛̟͔̙̿̀̒ͨ̚Ȅ̷̢ͫ͌̓ͯ͗ͬ̌́ͅE͎̺͉̲ͮͤͫ͊P̴̟͇̜̩̱̄͞ ̸̬̬̦̦̖̤̾ͥC̨͇͙͋ͤ̇̐̈́͗͊̏ͨȞ͉̝̞͔͔̖ͦ̇̆͗̌͊̽̀͟Ė͎̪̩͓͈̄̎̀E͖̯̪͓͔͇̍̆͞Ṕͨ̑̇͗͒͘͏͈̣̼̕

    ice-nine:

    Easter is a special time, cheep cheep

    Jesus died for your sins, cheep cheep

    Ḩ̷͚̼͕̻͕̥͍͔ͩ̅͂̏͝Ĕ̢͓̓̓̾ͩ͑̃ͩ ̧͚̙͓͔̭̉̍ͭ͌̋͆̎D̐̎̊̾̆̄̀҉̫̼̗I̧̠̞͖̖̤͉͓̜͂̅̎̆̂ͧͦ̀͡ͅE̛͚̮̜͉̩̺̲ͨ̎͠͡Ḏ̸̷̡̭͎͗̅ͧͅ ̤̭̑ͧ̐F̵̢̧̹̥̹̪̲ͭO̩͔̼̹̤͕ͩ͂ͯ̉̓͐ͥ̚R̶̥͍ͪ ̆̽̆ͭ͂҉̼̝͍̜̫̜Y̫̩̲̟̲͌͒̔ͭͣ͊ͭͅO̵̶̞̳̖̹̻̯ͭ̓͒͋͑̅ͭƯ͖͈̓͗̌̊ͫ ̯͔̺̽̾͗͂̈́ͦ̔̕͘Ċ͇̝̗ͤH̛̟͔̙̿̀̒ͨ̚Ȅ̷̢ͫ͌̓ͯ͗ͬ̌́ͅE͎̺͉̲ͮͤͫ͊P̴̟͇̜̩̱̄͞ ̸̬̬̦̦̖̤̾ͥC̨͇͙͋ͤ̇̐̈́͗͊̏ͨȞ͉̝̞͔͔̖ͦ̇̆͗̌͊̽̀͟Ė͎̪̩͓͈̄̎̀E͖̯̪͓͔͇̍̆͞Ṕͨ̑̇͗͒͘͏͈̣̼̕

  13. myladymother:

    I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”

    the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good

  14. Am I supposed to understand what is going on&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;

    Am I supposed to understand what is going on………………

  15. fau-x: How can anyone be so perfect?

    fau-x:

    How can anyone be so perfect?

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